i was curious of what causes jaundice so i looked it up.
apparently you cleaned my liver of bilirubin for me with your liver when i WAS IN YOUR WOMB
which i appreciated greatly but it made me not able too poop out my bilirubin and it built up in my skin and thats why i had jaundice.
so i thank your liver because he was only looking out to clean me when i was just a baby
thank you from my organs to yours
and no hard feelings about the whole situation, i poop fine now
i love you mom
love your eldest.
needless to say she thought i was nuts.